Fair Play Advocate Gifts

'Hey, that's not fair.'

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Fair play?

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Red card

Dodging doping

"Of course they're the same. Now let's play."

Football foul (red card).

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

Chambers - Unfair Advantage.

There'll Always Be Doubt/Possibly Dodgy/Definitely A Cheat.

Spain trial for rigged soccer matches

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Doping - high jump

Holland Orange Soccer Lion.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Tortoise and hare looking at sign for steroid testing.

'Free kick. Who to?'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Sorry, but if we stop for one, we have to stop for them all.'

'Hey! Are you taking the piss?!'

Unfair Advantage

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

Electoral College Football

"We need a union!'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

The weight the justice.

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man