Fair Play Activist Gifts

Big Guys vs Little Guys

"We need a union!'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

The weight the justice.

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Stop with racism in sport!

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

Free Speech has heavy price.

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

CCTV

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

Rotten tomato cheats at start of race.

"You're right. It's not a level playing field."

Electoral College Football