Fairness Advocate Gifts

"A level playing field, that's all anybody can ask, right?"

Lynda stood up and walked out – but her question remained.

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

"If my teacher can take a sabbatical, why can't I?"

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

The weight the justice.

"Yes, it's win-win, but there are three of us."

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

"I still rob from the rich and give to the poor, but there is also a processing fee."

"We want to know why piggy number three gets roast beef, and we get this slop!"

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Our bonuses have been a small slice of pie...we feel that bonuses should be increased to a bigger piece of the pie!'

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

"We need a union!'

"Is it a double standard if it's only applied half the time?"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'If your daughter can join my son's boy scouts, then I can be a girl scout den mother.'

All non-union workers ask for and can expect is a fair shake.

'Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative.'

'I don't mind having to eat my vegetables, but I don't think mom's playing fair when she makes three of them for supper!'

'An honest days' pay for an honest day's work! Why, that's un-American!'

'Wait a minute -- you want freedom AND justice?'

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Martin Luther King