Advocate For Workplace Fairness Gifts

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

"We need a union!'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

The weight the justice.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

Male & Female separate company buildings

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

Balance

'I know how you must feel, Miss Willoughby, but sexual harassment is part of our cultural heritage.'

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

'How's that non-union job working out, Charlie?

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

"It's unreasonable for our constituents to get all the benefits we get... Who would pay for it?"

Take Your Daughter to Work

'Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative.'

"I can start you on minimal wage."

Your Boss Is Conspiring With Your Would-Be Future Boss To Keep You From Ever Getting a Raise

'Our bonuses have been a small slice of pie...we feel that bonuses should be increased to a bigger piece of the pie!'

"Thanks for doing this essential work. In exchange we'll keep giving you no salary, no pension, no healthcare and no respect. Sounds good?"

"Sometimes, what corporations and unions sign deserves a collective disagreement."

That �10 rise you told me to keep quiet about - I found out everybody else got �20.