Advocate For Fair Work Environments Gifts

'This is a tough place to work, man- the grievance committee was disbanded for complaining!'

Victor was a victim of his own success - and Arnold from accounting.

"We need a union!'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

The weight the justice.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Really Good Careers: An Equal Opportunity Employer

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

Balance

'I know how you must feel, Miss Willoughby, but sexual harassment is part of our cultural heritage.'

'I have a feeling, gentlemen, that you don't take having a female boss that seriously.'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Armstrong, I've worked here for a long time and I think I deserve a raise. How about it?"

'How's that non-union job working out, Charlie?

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!

Reforms to Employment Tribunals

'Mister, I'm an organized labour, and if you don't want to hire me just because I'm no Reindeer, I'll sue you because of discrimination!'

"Thanks for doing this essential work. In exchange we'll keep giving you no salary, no pension, no healthcare and no respect. Sounds good?"

"It's unreasonable for our constituents to get all the benefits we get... Who would pay for it?"

"I can start you on minimal wage."

'Let me remind you, Waterman, you're only a distant relative.'

'Our bonuses have been a small slice of pie...we feel that bonuses should be increased to a bigger piece of the pie!'