Advocate For Worker Rights Gifts

"We sent you to infiltrate the employees as undercover boss. We didn't think you'd convert to unionism!"

"My employees formed a union and told me where to go!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We need a union!'

The role of administration.

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

Sick

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

Pennybags Monster

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

"Goes to show ou can't please all of the people all of the time!"

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

'The union card does it every time.'

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

'We're unable to bring you the special report on the coalminers' strike because of the cameraman's strike.'

ASDA Redundancies

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

Labor abuse

'Great! That was blocking my view of the powerful tides of wild capitalism.'

But I Can't Afford to Accept Economic Reality!