Worker Rights Advocate Gifts

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

"Mrs Jenkins, please say something really dirty!"

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"'Bereavement time'? Let me check...No, there's no such thing as 'Bereavement time' in your contract, Rudy."

'The Wisconsin government broke a promise it made to labor.'

"Unbelievable!! I allow you to sit warm and dry in company 12 hours a day, I allow you to use my office tools and you've got the impudence to ask for a salary??!"

"It's times like this I wish we had a union."

Abuse of domestic workers

"Just as I thought! In small print it says our union newsletter was printed in Mexico!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We need a union!'

The role of administration.

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

'The union card does it every time.'

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus