Worker's Rights Advocate Gifts

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

The role of administration.

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Servant dismissed by master

'...You're redundant so we'll have to let you go.'

'I wondered when your employer would realise you were entitled to holiday pay.'

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

"All right, get out there and mingle with the pickets and find out what they're saying about me."

"If you call in sick, a portion of your pay will be deducted to pay your temp."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We need a union!'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Sick

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

Pennybags Monster

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

"Goes to show ou can't please all of the people all of the time!"

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

'The union card does it every time.'

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'