Worker's Rights Advocate Gifts

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

The role of administration.

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Servant dismissed by master

'...You're redundant so we'll have to let you go.'

'I wondered when your employer would realise you were entitled to holiday pay.'

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

"All right, get out there and mingle with the pickets and find out what they're saying about me."

"If you call in sick, a portion of your pay will be deducted to pay your temp."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We need a union!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'The Human Right Act bans any cruel of unusual treatment...we may need to rewrite out ENTIRE staff care policy!'

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

'The union card does it every time.'

'It's spring, Boss! When a young man's fancy turns to union organizing!"

Equity Table Dance Club

'Great! That was blocking my view of the powerful tides of wild capitalism.'

Labor abuse

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'