Wage Fairness Advocate Gifts

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"We need a union!'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

Minimum wage.

The weight the justice.

"We pay the living dead wage."

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

The struggle for a decent payment.

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

"Equal pay? Good grief, I remember when we could get away with a few shiny beads and bits of mirror!"

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"The 'wage gap' mostly disappears when you control for the fact that women work far fewer hours than men."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

Executive pay.

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!