Fair Pay Advocate Gifts

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"I want a raise, not an attaboy."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'No raise and no overtime! What do you think this is, a union shop?'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"We need a union!'

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

The weight the justice.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

The struggle for a decent payment.

Really Good Careers: An Equal Opportunity Employer

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

"I did some research and I think this will be better than bringing an apple to the new teacher."

"I agree you're due for a raise, and when you leave my office, you'll still be due for a raise!"

"Equal pay? Good grief, I remember when we could get away with a few shiny beads and bits of mirror!"

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

"The 'wage gap' mostly disappears when you control for the fact that women work far fewer hours than men."

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Executive pay.