Equal Pay Advocate Gifts

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"I deserve a raise.'

"The 'wage gap' mostly disappears when you control for the fact that women work far fewer hours than men."

'I'm not getting paid as much as my female peers.'

"If my male colleague is paid ten percent more than me, does that mean I've literally been giving 110%?"

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'Women want equal pay for equal work, so a minimum allowance law for kids can't be far behind.'

"They say 'A woman's work is never done'. Perhaps that's why we pay them less..."

Maid Salaries

"It's just that I feel like a man trapped inside a woman's salary."

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

"Equal pay? Good grief, I remember when we could get away with a few shiny beads and bits of mirror!"

U.S. Women's Soccer Pay

Businesswoman Empowerment

Gender Equality

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Glass Ceiling

Martin Luther King

Same Sex Marriages.

"I'll wear a top when you do."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

Black and White: Segregation,

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

Hypocrisy about poverty

Human Rights for All

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

"What is a drag queen's goal?"