Equal Pay Warrior Gifts

"But my dear, we don't pay you less because you're a woman, we pay you less because we're men!"

"Stop bitching about Men who make more money than we do for the same work. I'm saving that in case no one gets fresh enough to sue for sexism."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

Minimum wage.

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

Executive Lifestyle

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

Excellent academic and personal qualifications...but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!

"I did some research and I think this will be better than bringing an apple to the new teacher."

Feeding at the Trough

"Equal pay? Good grief, I remember when we could get away with a few shiny beads and bits of mirror!"

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

"The 'wage gap' mostly disappears when you control for the fact that women work far fewer hours than men."

'The law requires me to tell you that we don't discriminate, gramps.'

Sexual Harassment

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

"I knew it: The ladies win the World Cup, and now they want to win everything."

Time for a Raise

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

"Why is she shouting"

"They praised my academic work....it was clear I lacked two essential qualifications...Testicles!"

"If you are paying us like penguins don't expect us to fly like reindeers."