Equal Pay Activism Gifts

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"Oh, I can be dependable, and for another £200 a week, I can be productive too."

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'A word in my office Jones.'

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"While you were fighting for an equal number of slices, I was lobbying to deregulate their size!"

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

"I did some research and I think this will be better than bringing an apple to the new teacher."

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

"Equal pay? Good grief, I remember when we could get away with a few shiny beads and bits of mirror!"

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

"The 'wage gap' mostly disappears when you control for the fact that women work far fewer hours than men."

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

"I would just like to remind you that rich lives matter too."

'The bride's here - we're waiting for the lady vicar!'

Take Your Daughter to Work

"If you are paying us like penguins don't expect us to fly like reindeers."

"I come to you with a message from the land of diversity."

"Stop bitching about Men who make more money than we do for the same work. I'm saving that in case no one gets fresh enough to sue for sexism."

"I'm afraid we'll have to postpone our contract talks. Our new negotiator quit. he won't work for the wages we pay."

Bring In the Clones

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

U.S. Women's Soccer Pay

"Carl, there's a difference between 'disability' and 'lack of ability'."

"I want a raise, not an attaboy."

'HR says we should be looking for a little fresh blood any idea what they're talking about?'