Equal Pay Crusader Gifts

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

Minimum wage.

'If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?'

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

The struggle for a decent payment.

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

"I did some research and I think this will be better than bringing an apple to the new teacher."

"Equal pay? Good grief, I remember when we could get away with a few shiny beads and bits of mirror!"

Thanks, Heroes!

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

"The 'wage gap' mostly disappears when you control for the fact that women work far fewer hours than men."

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

Sex Equality

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

Executive pay.

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

"Getting more women into farming is essential for our future...so believe me when I say that I'm 100% committed to stamping out sexism...In fact as far as I'm concerned I just want you to think about yourself as one of the chaps!"

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"There is equal pay for equal work. We all receive substandard salaries."

"I can start you on minimal wage."

"My dear woman...we don't pay you less because you're a woman...we pay you less because we're men!"

"If you are paying us like penguins don't expect us to fly like reindeers."