Fair Wage Crusader Gifts

The struggle for a decent payment.

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

Minimum wage.

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

"But it will never get better if you picket"

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

Executive pay.

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

'Shouldn't you be marking our homework ?'

"I can start you on minimal wage."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"There is equal pay for equal work. We all receive substandard salaries."

"Sometimes, what corporations and unions sign deserves a collective disagreement."

'Just some ancient artifacts.'

"My dear woman...we don't pay you less because you're a woman...we pay you less because we're men!"

"I'm afraid we'll have to postpone our contract talks. Our new negotiator quit. he won't work for the wages we pay."

"Stop bitching about Men who make more money than we do for the same work. I'm saving that in case no one gets fresh enough to sue for sexism."

"Good news... Bosses want you all to earn less so business can make more."

"If you don't stop being such a fair and responsible employer, then us trade unionists won't be able to justify our existence anymore!"

Made in the USA...by illegal aliens: 'Hey! Did you read the samll print on this label!'

'I don't get the money I'm worth!'

"I want a raise, not an attaboy."

'Will work for union scale.'