Fair Pay Crusader Gifts

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

The struggle for a decent payment.

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

"Equal pay? Good grief, I remember when we could get away with a few shiny beads and bits of mirror!"

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

"The 'wage gap' mostly disappears when you control for the fact that women work far fewer hours than men."

"Of course we should get equal pay, it's time men realised we're just as greedy as they are."

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

Executive pay.

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"There is equal pay for equal work. We all receive substandard salaries."

"I can start you on minimal wage."

"Sometimes, what corporations and unions sign deserves a collective disagreement."

'Just some ancient artifacts.'

"If you are paying us like penguins don't expect us to fly like reindeers."

"My dear woman...we don't pay you less because you're a woman...we pay you less because we're men!"

"I want a raise, not an attaboy."

'I don't get the money I'm worth!'

"I'm afraid we'll have to postpone our contract talks. Our new negotiator quit. he won't work for the wages we pay."