Fair Wage Warrior Gifts

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"My making two million a year, …. It doesn't make me seem 'Mannish', does it?"

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'Are you picky about preferring something with a livable wage?'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'A word in my office Jones.'

Minimum wage.

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

"I feel your pain. It's the least I can do for not paying you like a man."

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

"How come politicians don't earn mimimum wage. If anybody does minimum work, it's them."

The struggle for a decent payment.

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

'You're asking for money? Now you're really pushing it.'

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"But it will never get better if you picket"

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

Executive Lifestyle

"The good news is, we've managed to secure you a ?7 per week pay increase. The bad news is, we're going to charge ?2 per day to park your cars."