Fair Wage Fan Gifts

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

Stop with racism in sport!

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

The struggle for a decent payment.

"But it will never get better if you picket"

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

You earn too much! Executives vs Unions.

"I did some research and I think this will be better than bringing an apple to the new teacher."

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

"Boss, my living wage is on life support!"

Executive pay.

"According to our records, we gave you a raise 15 years ago. And now you've requested another one? Greed is not a quality we like in our employees."

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

Center for anti-discrimination.

"I can start you on minimal wage."

"There is equal pay for equal work. We all receive substandard salaries."

"If you are paying us like penguins don't expect us to fly like reindeers."

"The man I marry is gonna make lots of money!"

"Who? Me?"

"If you don't stop being such a fair and responsible employer, then us trade unionists won't be able to justify our existence anymore!"

"I want a raise, not an attaboy."

'I don't get the money I'm worth!'

"Good news... Bosses want you all to earn less so business can make more."

"I'm afraid we'll have to postpone our contract talks. Our new negotiator quit. he won't work for the wages we pay."

'Will work for union scale.'

"It won't get better if we don't picket."

...I've been sitting grumbling about the size of your salary too.