Fair Play Advocates Gifts

Obama trying to play fair with Mitch McConnell, John Boehner and Eric Cantor.

"We need a union!'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

The weight the justice.

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Stop with racism in sport!

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

Free Speech has heavy price.

Waiting for the Phone to Ring

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

CCTV

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

The 1% on the High Road to Riches!

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

Electoral College Football