Fair Play Fans Gifts

Thank you for not ruining the integrity of the game.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Stop with racism in sport!

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

CCTV

Minnesota State Fair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

Tunnel of Dove.

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

Center for anti-discrimination.

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

Spain trial for rigged soccer matches

"You're right. It's not a level playing field."

Rotten tomato cheats at start of race.

"Do you subtract 2 pounds for clothes?"

Electoral College Football

Football foul (red card).