Fair Play Fans Pillows

Thank you for not ruining the integrity of the game.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Stop with racism in sport!

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

Tunnel of Dove.

Minnesota State Fair.

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

CCTV

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

Center for anti-discrimination.

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

Rotten tomato cheats at start of race.

Spain trial for rigged soccer matches

"You're right. It's not a level playing field."

"Do you subtract 2 pounds for clothes?"

Electoral College Football

Dodging doping

Because the bowler had his back turned the umpire couldn't be sure the ball was being tampered with.