Fair Play Pillows

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

Because the bowler had his back turned the umpire couldn't be sure the ball was being tampered with.

Rotten tomato cheats at start of race.

'oh, c'mon there lads, we don't want to win by questionable tactics!'

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

'Oy! I saw that!'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Clown Face Painting

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

World of Cow.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Stop with racism in sport!

"We've set up a trap. . . I mean, track, for female hires to get to the top."

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

CCTV

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

Green Coffee

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

You can take the girl out of Kew...

Center for anti-discrimination.

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

"Do you subtract 2 pounds for clothes?"

"You're right. It's not a level playing field."

Spain trial for rigged soccer matches

Electoral College Football

'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'