Fair Play Philosopher Pillows

Mayhem, Inc. Part 34

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"I'm bored."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Recess does things to a man."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Philosopher trading cards.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.