Fair Play Philosopher Prints

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

"I'm bored."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Philosopher trading cards.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'How did he make the world in six days?'