Fairness Fan Pillows

Center for anti-discrimination.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Soldier armed with a pen.

"We need a union!'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

Religious Maintenance: 24 Hr Callout.

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

The weight the justice.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Stop with racism in sport!

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

Knight Supplies

"You're probably hot and I've gone on too long so I'll end with a story of the great pestilence."

Minnesota State Fair.

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

'The neighbors called to complain about your armor squeaking again.'

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'