Sporting Fair Play Promoter Gifts

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

World of Cow.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Big Guys vs Little Guys

Stop with racism in sport!

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Beijing 2022

Free Speech has heavy price.

"Narrative play is dead."

CCTV

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

'How come I get two yellow cards?' - 'One for the foul and one for the instant reply.'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

'If it wasn't for Jim Jones we would have lost today. . . he's the umpire.'

Spain trial for rigged soccer matches

Children's games and technology

Electoral College Football

Rotten tomato cheats at start of race.

"How do you feel about gender testing, Semenya?"

"You're right. It's not a level playing field."

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.

Football foul (red card).

Agent discusses boxing match

Because the bowler had his back turned the umpire couldn't be sure the ball was being tampered with.

Dodging doping

BORIS NEEDS YOU

'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'