Fairness Promoter Gifts

'Look, I agree that you deserve the same salary as your male counterparts, but I have a responsibility to defend the traditional pay structure.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"We need a union!'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Alms Bank

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

The weight the justice.

Stop with racism in sport!

Politeness opens doors

Big Guys vs Little Guys

'Say, please.'

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

CCTV

"I'm letting you go because your work is no longer worth taking credit for."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

'Don't forget to say 'pretty please'.'

"You're very courteous for a hog"