Music Promoter Gifts

'I said you've got too many letters in his name.'

Garage Music

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

Hot Little Demo Disc

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Create some buzz!

"That's our new church mascot."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

Concert still in progress

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Make love not war

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Club DJ.

'The music business.'

Muse

'Old blue-screen's back!'

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

"Music has doubled my income..."

An honesty of agents

"Don't peddle your new book until the seminar's over."

"Narrative play is dead."

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Hmmm

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'