Music Promoter T-Shirts

'I said you've got too many letters in his name.'

Garage Music

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

Hot Little Demo Disc

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Create some buzz!

"That's our new church mascot."

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Concert still in progress

Club DJ.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Make love not war

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'The music business.'

"Music has doubled my income..."

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

An honesty of agents

"Don't peddle your new book until the seminar's over."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

"Narrative play is dead."

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Hmmm

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

Archers.

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'

"People...People who need people...."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"Thank you and goodnight! You've been a great audience."