Club Promoter T-Shirts

"Remember, deposit only - you, you, you!"

Club DJ.

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

Create some buzz!

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Make love not war

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Concert still in progress

"I'm going to a concert by a really famous superstar....he deserves to be pelted with expensive organic tomatoes!"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

An honesty of agents

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"Narrative play is dead."

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

Football merchandising - 1953.

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"So much for that publicity stunt."

Archers.

Hmmm

"I've got to take this. It's somebody at a much better party."

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

"Thank you and goodnight! You've been a great audience."

Alex Ferguson

Give and Take.

Bumbles bounce