Promoter Gifts

"So much for that publicity stunt."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

"Let me do the talking."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

The Agents of the Round Table

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

A-1 Driving School: Ask about our Crash Course.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'One...two....threee! Paper covers rock again! Well, I win another fifty bucks.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

Create some buzz!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

Club DJ.

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Make love not war

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

An honesty of agents

"Narrative play is dead."

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

Archers.

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'

What about the company car you promised?

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

"And now, our newest hit song..."

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

With all the money being spent on TV ads, how is the average voter feeling about the political process?"

If Bernie Ecclestone does not get his pound of flesh from Montreal, the Canadian Grand Prix will not roll.