Promoter Gifts

"So much for that publicity stunt."

"I hear good things about you from your publicist."

"Let me do the talking."

Manager: 'EXCELLENT promoting Jan! It's another RECORD crowd!'

The Agents of the Round Table

Here's another protest song, and again, it's about my promoter.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

A-1 Driving School: Ask about our Crash Course.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'One...two....threee! Paper covers rock again! Well, I win another fifty bucks.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

Create some buzz!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Make love not war

Club DJ.

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

An honesty of agents

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

"Narrative play is dead."

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'

Archers.

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

Trucker advertises his podcast.

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.