Content Promoter Gifts

'How do I get people to visit my...'

'How fast can you hype?'

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Garage Music

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Make love not war

'I've been made junior partner.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"You'll get an office, a pay increase and a set of bad nicknames from your colleagues."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

"Sure I'd love to buy thirty thousand subscriptions."

"I'm doing a think piece on me."

"Don't peddle your new book until the seminar's over."

The Supreme Court and the March of Progress

"Our only hope is that the book gets banned."

'You want a raise? - You only started work yesterday!'

"Narrative play is dead."

'Usherettes and razzamatazz won't bring back the crowds - we need some new lions'.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

THE RISE OF WOMEN'S BOXING

"So much for that publicity stunt."

'Don't worry, I'm just here to promote my book.'

Archers.

"We're going paperless, so we'll have to find you another office."

Oli was a walking advertisement for thickening & revitalizing shampoos & conditioners.

Cats-can-sell anything advertising agency.

'When he said he was going to promote staff health and fitness and encourage a little weight loss I thought he'd be giving us gym passes.'

'He's got laryngitis. I'll have to speak for him.'

"And now, our newest hit song..."