Digital Promoter Gifts

Instead of 'have a nice day' I want you to start saying 'visit our website'.

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"So how much money do you make?"

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head