Digital Detox Promoter Gifts

"It's a participation trophy for interacting with my family for 5 minutes without looking at my phone."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

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Screen Time vs Book Time

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

America Off-line.

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

The Lost Tribe

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Children's games and technology

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".