Digital Detox Warrior Gifts

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Screen Time vs Book Time

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Live Stream

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

America Off-line.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

The Lost Tribe

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

Children's games and technology