Digital Detox Gifts

The Ungooglable Man

"Once we wean them off their obsession with looking at their phones, we'll release them back into the wild."

"He's on a digital detox, they stop him fidgeting with his phone."

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

"Technology is addicting, but you're making progress. Now, hit exit - your time was up hours ago."

"The fact that you're complaining about not getting a signal makes me think you're not getting the point of our 'getting away from it all' weekend."

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

The End of the Internet

"He has an unhealthy obsession with health apps."

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

Free at last from all forms of electronic and digital interconnectedness!

'It's so refreshing to meet someone who doesn't blog.'

'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'

Colins dependence on his mobile phone was to have unforseen consequences.

"Ned's a lot more fun to live with since he stopped believing ANYTHING he sees on the internet."

NIl by 'phone.

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

Mobile phone-free zone: Get Your Life Back!

'Peace at last.'

"I'm turning off my iPhone for an hour and having a meLunch."

"Get off the internet and get a life."

"This app is guaranteed to help you stop wasting time. It turns off all your social media accounts."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cell phones, or video games."

"This guy can afford to be offline the whole day...he is richer than we are...."

Modern Slavery

Screen-related insomnia...

"I've searched, and found what we had before social media."

"I don't like cell phones. Too much talking. Not enough flocking."

"Weird. . . he just sits there drinking coffee."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Hiding From Social Media

A meditating man glancing at his phone