Digital Detoxers Gifts

'How refreshing.'

The Lost Tribe

The town without cell phones.

"I'm going to Internet Anonymous meetings.They have a great website!"

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

Hey, text me the link to that Lost Art of Conversation article again.

"He abandoned his computer, his pager, his cell phone, his hand-held pilot, his on-board navigation system and for one hour, we were blissfully disconnected."

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

"It's either quit work, change my name and move to Figi, or simply shut down my social media accounts."

Life Before Instagram

"This hike would be more fun if you would get off the &$**$!!! phone."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Screen Time vs Book Time

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Live Stream

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Giving Things Up For Lent.