Digital Detox Seeker Gifts

Cell Phone Addiction Treatment Center.

"Wow, we actually figured out a way to make it worse."

"I have a patch to quit smoking and another to wean myself off 200 tweets a day."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Screen Time vs Book Time

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"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

America Off-line.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

The Lost Tribe

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!