Digital Detox Adventurer Gifts

"Cruel punishment – they took away my smart phone. I had to watch TV."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Man doing a search on a computer

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

America Off-line.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Desert wifi

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'