Digital Detox Adventurer Gifts

"Cruel punishment – they took away my smart phone. I had to watch TV."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Obsession with the Internet.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

America Off-line.

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Desert wifi

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

The Lost Tribe