The End of the Internet
Digital Detox Journey Gifts
Embarking on a digital detox journey is a brave step towards reclaiming your time and mental clarity. Find products that motivate, humor, and support this important life change, perfect for anyone making a conscious effort to unplug and recharge. Whether it’s a reminder to disconnect or a fun item celebrating your progress, our collection offers a lighthearted yet meaningful way to honor this mindful transition.
"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."
“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"
'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'
Screen Time vs Book Time
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"
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March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."
"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"
Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back
"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"
Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.
"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."
"Don't open me, you fool!"
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
America Off-line.
Giving Things Up For Lent.
"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."
"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."
It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!
"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"
'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'
The Lost Tribe
"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."
"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."
"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."
"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."
I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!
'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'
Digital Detox Journey Gifts Collection
Digital Detox Journey Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs dedicated to digital detox and unplugging, featuring witty cartoons and motivational quotes to brighten your mornings.
Digital Detox Journey Pillows
Find cozy pillows that remind you to disconnect and unwind. Perfect for creating a calming space during your digital detox experience.
Digital Detox Journey Prints
Decorate your home or office with prints that celebrate your digital detox journey, adding inspiration and humor to your environment.
Digital Detox Journey T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for digital detox supporters. Fun and inspiring designs help spread the message of unplugging and mindful living.