Digital Detox Journey Pillows

The End of the Internet

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Live Stream

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

America Off-line.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

The Lost Tribe

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Children's games and technology