Digital Detox Lovers Pillows

We're leaving, Twig! I'm saying goodbye! Let's go! I'll get you back on Facebook in 3 hours! You hate social media. I do, but

"Let's bury the TV remote and all the cell phones, then sit back and watch what happens."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Screen Time vs Book Time

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Live Stream

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

America Off-line.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

The Lost Tribe

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

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