Digital Detoxer Gifts

'IT support? I need a hug..'

"Amazing! He's been in there for over an hour without his cell phone,laptop or email access and he hasn't even twitched!"

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"I'm through with smart phones. My girlfriend broke up with me in a text, my teacher flunked me in an email, and my mom grounded me on Facebook."

'You've got to get over here, you're not going to believe this.' - Man without cellphone

'This is a real wilderness - my cell phone won't work.'

"I know you lost your phone, and you feel like you can't survive without it, but you'll live."

"Have you tried oversharing deeply personal thoughts on social media to help with the phone addiction?"

The End of the Internet

'There are some things in this world that are just not Googleable.'

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

'Please explain why you no longer wish to receive special offers. And this time make it convincing.'

"I'm giving up Google for Lent."

"It's an experiment. I haven't looked at my phone all day and I'm still bumping into things."

Today's Sermon: Are You Praying Or Just Looking At Your Phones?

Live Stream

"And I got that one for going a whole week without using my cellphone."

"It's the latest internet challenge, 30 mins no screen time."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"I'm tired of hacking websites. Let's climb a tree."

"Third day at sea, no phone, tablet, food, water...what do you want to do?"

"You unfriended them all - remember?"

No Phone Signal For 20 Miles. Trauma Counselors Standing by. . .

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Aw, crud!! My cellphone battery just died! What are we gonna do?"

"Dear, putting your phone down while eating is not 'living off the grid.'"

"I love the technology but I can live without the pop-up ads!"

Commuters Astounded By Man Reading On Train

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

"You don't have tinnitus. You just need to switch off your smartphone from time to time."

Fred discovers 'anti-social' media...

"Get off the internet and get a life."