Digital Detoxers Pillows

'How refreshing.'

The Lost Tribe

"I'm going to Internet Anonymous meetings.They have a great website!"

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

"I really gotta turn off these notifications."

"He abandoned his computer, his pager, his cell phone, his hand-held pilot, his on-board navigation system and for one hour, we were blissfully disconnected."

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

"It's either quit work, change my name and move to Figi, or simply shut down my social media accounts."

"This hike would be more fun if you would get off the &$**$!!! phone."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Live Stream

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

America Off-line.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."