Digital Detox Champion Pillows

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"How do I unacquaintance someone?"

Look up from your phone!

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

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Screen Time vs Book Time

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Don't open me, you fool!"

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

America Off-line.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

The Lost Tribe

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.