Digital Detox Champion Mugs

"They don’t seem to mind us — it's the humans they want to keep away."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"How do I unacquaintance someone?"

Look up from your phone!

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Screen Time vs Book Time

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"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

America Off-line.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

It's like playing hooky...I let my cell phone batteries die!

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'My best method for relieving stress is to misplace my cellphone.'

The Lost Tribe

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

Academics at the Beach: Professor Wilson receives his email messages by the use of willpower alone.

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

'We don't text anymore.'