Digital Promoter Pillows

Instead of 'have a nice day' I want you to start saying 'visit our website'.

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"This is off our first TikTok."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Does a blog count as being published.'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

Garage Music

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head