Digital Advertiser Gifts

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)

Congratulations - You have watched your one-billionth advertisement!

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

This Message Has No Content

Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Infinity Tavern

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

They get into debt so fast these days...

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

The Doorway to Ideas

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Honesty in retail

Advertising on the internet.

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

CATCHY NAME