Unique Advertiser Gifts

'Eat at my place, I'm very lonely'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

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Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Direct Marketing...

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Honesty in retail

They get into debt so fast these days...

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

CATCHY NAME

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"Collections were down. We had to get creative."