Advertisement Challenger Gifts

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

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Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

Infinity Tavern

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

They get into debt so fast these days...

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Honesty in retail

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

The Doorway to Ideas

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'